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    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011 edited
    And you thought Japan was weird? As it turns out, in Indonesia..

    Mercury is the cause of all illness, and smoking tobacco rids the body of it.

    The "treatment" for the emphysema sufferer includes the blowing of smoke from "divine cigarettes" infused with "nanotechnology" to remove their cancer-causing "free radicals", through a tube into her diseased lungs.

    Smoke is also blown into her ears and nose, while she holds a cup of aspirin over her right eye.

    Aris Widodo, a pharmacology professor at Brawijaya University in Malang, East Java, told the court that he had never heard of anyone dying from smoking. On the contrary, he said, smoking was good for you.

    "Smoking can eliminate anxiety, sharpen concentration and calm the nerves. It?s a good cheap alternative to other expensive drugs, like Valium," he said.

    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
    Hey, why not? Ann Coulter says radiation is good for you too.
    • CommentAuthorjoshs
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
    Posted By: sanerHey, why not? Ann Coulter says radiation is good for you too.
    And who wouldn't want to go get a glow at one of Ann's RadioTan Healing Therapy centers?
    • CommentAuthornova
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
    Smoking cures cancer and living at the same time.
    • CommentTimeJun 21st 2014

    New test may provide 'smoking gun' for modified gravity
    • CommentAuthorloreman
    • CommentTimeJun 21st 2014
    Hellwing (snort)
    A great name for a video game hero, though

    Lucius Hellwing and Zelda team up for Kosmik Zombie Necromancy Smackdown