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      CommentAuthorpcstru
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2017
     
    Posted By: maryyugo

    Ever notice how Trump always seems on the edge of his seat. He sits on an armchair as if it were a toilet.

    For a president at his age, that is the arrangement. Unfortunately In that picture, he has sat in the wrong seat and ... well, you can see from his expression just how he has found that out! The Japanese PM meanwhile has just mistakenly pressed the "wash and buff" button on the real one.
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2017
     
    The French might have invented the bidet; but, it's the Japanese who perfected it by adding AI (for $4,000+): https://washlet.totousa.com/how-it-works
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    No doubt it is connected to the internet, and soon we will be seeing YT videos from its viewpoint....
    • CommentAuthorLakes
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2017 edited
     
    A.I. poop analyser - needs more fibre in diet, sends message to fridge.
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2017 edited
     
    Posted By: goatcheezThe French might have invented the bidet; but, it's the Japanese who perfected it by adding AI (for $4,000+):https://washlet.totousa.com/how-it-works


    Electrolyzed water is a proven disinfectant used in food preparation and cleaning. After each use, ewater+ mists the bowl with electrolyzed water, reducing the need for harsh cleaning chemicals.


    - electrolyzed? as in HYDROGEN?

    So to update a classical tale, Grandpappy went to the outhouse to relieve himself and it was a modern outhouse with a Japanese bidet and "e-water" electroyzed water. He sat down, the bidet hummed and crackled, and then Grandpappy lit up his corn cob pipe. There was a resounding explosion and Grandpappy ended up singed but unhurt in a branch of a nearby tree, surrounded by the ruins of the outhouse and lots of ... well, you know. One grandchild ran out anxiously and yelled up the tree, "Granpappy! Are you OK? What happened?" to which the old man replied, "I'm OK. It must've been somepthin' aye et."
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2017 edited
     
    Not exactly--yes, hydrogen is produced, though probably not to accumulate enough to be dangerous to granpappy's bottom. According to WikiP, the object is to form a weak solution of hypochlorous acid and sodium hydroxide.

    All of which is a bit silly to me, considering that one's excreta is generally about one-third bugs.
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2017 edited
     
    Grandpa did not count on the methane expulsion after the previous dinner's mexican standoff.
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2017
     
    Just because you are paranoid does not mean they are NOT OUT THERE....real secret societies and conspiracies.

    http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2017/11/ok-be-paranoid-crazy-crackpot-conspiracies-that-were-real/