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    • CommentAuthorAngie
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2012
     
    Hi there! It's bin like a rilly long time but I've got the twins now and all anyway Angus said you might know about the answer to this question what I have. Rick is complaining because he heard that beer is sensitive to light and he says I should unscrew the bulb in the fridge. Angus says the light goes out when you dont need it. So like I need to know whose right. How can the light know if I need it anyway?
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      CommentAuthorDuracell
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2012
     
    The only way to be certain would be to send some photographs of yourself in the nude to Trim.
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    My theory is that all the light goes into the fridge at night.
    Test design: Switch off all lights in the house and then peek into the fridge.
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      CommentAuthoretc etc
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2012
     
    oh dear oh dear oh dear, to be sure to be sure to be sure, people often get this wrong, the ting is the light in the fridge is known as a cold light (lite), it is 230% efficient. so when you open the fridge the lite has to come on to keep the fridge cold, it is run by a termostart.
    • CommentAuthorAngie
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2012 edited
     
    Thanks but I don't understand any of that have you got a like rilly simple explanation? That'd be cool.

    Rick is now rapping all the beer bottles with duct tape but Angus says the recycling place won't take them back and I don't know where im going to get the grocery money.
    • CommentAuthorcwatters
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2012 edited
     
    Posted By: Angie ...I don't know where im going to get the grocery money.


    Buy him a cheaper beer and wrap the bottles in duct tape for him. That way he can't read the labels and will never notice. Spend the money you save on better smokes.
    • CommentAuthorAngie
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2012
     
    Ricks crunk. Nothing but the cheapest. But it's like hardcore when I can't feed the kids, right? OMG it's just a simple requestion.
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    Prove to Rick the light goes off when the door is closed. Take everything out of the fridge including the shelves. Put Rick into the fridge and duct tape the door shut until he understands that you will take no more of his crap.

    Oh, first take out a €1B insurance policy on Rick if he is the stubborn sort.

    mm
    • CommentAuthorloreman
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2012
     
    Posted By: magic momentProve to Rick the light goes off when the door is closed. Take everything out of the fridge including the shelves. Put Rick into the fridge and duct tape the door shut until he understands that you will take no more of his crap.

    Oh, first take out a €1B insurance policy on Rick if he is the stubborn sort.

    mm


    Heh heh heh
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    Better give him a torch, though, so he can see inside there. Just in case the light really DOES go out. Which I seriously doubt. I mean, come on.... they _want_ you to believe it goes out, but just where in the manual does it actually say that it does?

    I'd use paint. Flat black spray paint, it's faster than duck tape, and you can get a buzz on the fumes. Especially if you do the painting inside the refrigerator.
    • CommentAuthorAngie
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2012
     
    Rick won't get in the fridge unless I put the beer in too but there's no room. The kids are crying and that tool Angus is no help as usual. My BFF is coming round and we're chillin at the casino. Like, whatever.
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    Roofie + beer = into the fridge.

    mm
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2012
     
    Posted By: AngieRick won't get in the fridge unless I put the beer in too but there's no room.
    There's room if you first put the beer inside Rick.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2015
     
    The Mullah Nasruddin says:

    "Good judgement comes from experience.
    Experience comes from bad judgement."
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2015
     
    Posted By: AngusThe Mullah Nasruddin says:

    "Good judgement comes from experience.
    Experience comes from bad judgement."


    Idries Shah was one of my favorites when it comes to Nasrudin stories.
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2019
     
    Chemically-minded advice requested.

    I'm looking for a more volatile-than-water at room temperature, inert fluid to use as a carrier for micron-sized particles. CFCs/HCFCs might have been used for this in ozone-ignorant times, but they're a no-no. Silicone-based solvents (e.g. cyclomethicone) might work, but they evaporate extremely slowly.

    Safety is a consideration; the fluid should be non-flammable and not on the list of carcinogenic compounds, so, say, carbon tetrachloride is out.

    Any ideas?
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    DMSO?
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2019
     
    My thought as well.
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2019
     
    Heptafluoropropane.
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2019
     
    I've got a gallon or so of DMSO, but it's hardly inert in my experience (it's used as an industrial solvent) and evaporates very slowly.

    HFC227 is a thought, but perhaps a little too volatile.