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    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2018 edited
     
    "Maps Your Cars Computer to Save Fuel"

    Howzat? What does that mean? Is a "cars computer" some sort of special beast than is amenable to "mapping"?
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    If plugging something into the diagnostic connector can change the firmware in the EEPROM in the ECM.... I want to have a word or two with the AI-assisted designer of that system.
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      CommentAuthorGrowler
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2018
     
    Posted By: AngusIt's a rather indiscreet colour for a blanking plate unless you car is upholstered in lime green


    Ah - on my car the diagnostics connector is behind another plate/cowl on the lower part of the dash, so it wouldn't be visible under normal use.....
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2018 edited
     
    For that colour you would need a fairly thick plate.
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    My car is pre-1996 vintage so the thing "obviously" won't work on my car (different connector for the diagnostics). But 5 EcoFuel things for only 80 monetary units ... that's a bargain!
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeNov 23rd 2018 edited
     
    You can visit the police station but nobody will solve your problem. I am foreigner. It means nobody can catch my location even for 5 weeks. We put a malware on your system. We recorded you through your web-cam, when you visited porn web-page. Now we have the record of you, touching your intimate parts. During RDP connection I downloaded your contactlist so if you want me to keep this secret we want to be paid 450 $ in bitcoins. This is my wallet address ( 1L7VWNkXFh55TdaSemqph1LmpMKZotY6bJ ) (something like a credit card number) I give you 24 h after you open this letter for making the transaction. There is no need to tell me that you have paid. This bitcoin wallet is connected to you, my system will delete everything automatically after payment verification. If you need 48 hours just reply on this letter with +. Bye. Think about the shame.


    Uh, webcam? What's that? And who said that bitcoin wasn't going to be used for illicit purposes?
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      CommentAuthorDuracell
    • CommentTimeNov 24th 2018
     
    Posted By: Asterix
    This is my wallet address ( 1L7VWNkXFh55TdaSemqph1LmpMKZotY6bJ


    https://bitref.com/1L7VWNkXFh55TdaSemqph1LmpMKZotY6bJ Looks like crime sometimes doesn’t pay ...
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2018
     
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2018
     
    Hi am Lisa
    please contact my email i will send you my pictures and my information for us to know more about each other batter.

    lisaadwoa1@hotmail.com


    "batter" is kinky.
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2018
     
    Especially when combined with one of those air fryers--or friars, if you've got a kinky bent.
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    My kinky hasn't been bent in quite some time.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2018
     
    At the risk of oversharing I will refrain from oversharing.
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2018 edited
     
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    Alewife, no doubt.
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2018
     
    Without her rings.
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    Very popular with the local feminists
    • CommentAuthortinker
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2018
     
    Office of Foreign Assets Control
    U.S. Department of the Treasury
    Treasury Annex,
    1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
    Washington, DC 20220


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    If interested, kindly reply to this letter with your Full name, City, and Country. If we deem you fit enough for this lucrative part-time job, the head of Our HR Department, Mr. Thomas Cahill, would be in contact to provide you with your appointment letter, Salary details, and job description.


    Recruitment Department,
    OFAC.
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTime4 days ago
     
    This is a new one:

    Greetings From United Parcel Service (UPS).

    Your access has been locked out for update. Click on the link below to unlock

    Unlock

    Important Notice: Full details registered with United Parcel Service (UPS). is required to complete this update

    Thank you,
    © 2019 Copyright ©1994- 2019 United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All rights reserved.


    Needless to say, the "Unlock" link doesn't go to UPS.
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTime3 days ago
     
    Greetings, from The illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to limelight of fame, riches, powers and security, get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated to the great Illuminati empire. Once you are initiated to the illuminati empire you will get numerous benefits and reward.
    Note: that this message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme which will end next month and this offer is for unique ones only, if you are not serious on joining the illuminati empire, then you are advise not to contact us at all. This is because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization.
    Do you agree to be a member of the illuminati new world order? If YES! then kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at: joinilluminati@qq.com


    Email server in Austria. Forged email address says Macao.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTime3 days ago
     
    disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization.

    We feel highly about the same on the moletrap.