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    • CommentAuthorloreman
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009 edited
    I have, of course, selected the correct category for this thread.

    This is undoubtedly correct.
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009
    This Hadron Collider conundrum
    Requires all that it tries must be undone.
    That God Particle might
    Be discovered tonight,
    Blowing us all away to Kingdom Come!
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009
    That's the cause Sean insists, so they say,
    Why the Orbo must suffer delay---
    'If you only knew, Sir,
    The risk to our future,
    You'd be glad there's no demo today!'
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009 edited
    There once was a physicist named Higgs
    Who used one of those collider rigs
    To push really fast
    His hadron to the past
    It starred in one of Brian May's gigs!
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009
    Nice one Hedy!

    Come on Mrflora - There once was a phys-i-cist named Higgs? You're not trying!

    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009
    An anonymous poster, Angus
    Character in some series of mangas
    From some haut couture
    Far in the future
    Returns in bad form to harangue us!
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009 edited
    To go back in time is quite easy
    In a way that won't make you feel queasy
    Books fall off a chair
    Put them back as they were
    And they've gone back in time, easy-peasy.
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009
    Sean, on Using Time Displacement to Steorn's Advantage

    'Your personal time we'll outpace
    And put us ahead in the race.
    That way we can foment
    A negative moment
    So you will remember the demo took place!'

    Thanks for the link, Grimer.
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009 edited
    The grandfather paradox
    Reverses all usual clocks.
    You have killed that old man
    Before your life began,
    To spend time in a logic box!
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009
    There once was a man named Frank Grimer
    An obstinate Steorn old-timer
    Time-traveled they say
    In his newfangled way
    And became a quintuple-line rhymer!
    When picking old Chronos's locks
    You're bound to mess up more than clocks
    I've more than suspicion
    You'll need a physician
    Or more likely, a paradox
    The idea fills me with mirth
    That space/time would prevent the birth
    Of little black holes
    We're arrogant souls
    If we think it cares about Earth.
    • CommentAuthorloreman
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2009
    This is the Large Hadron Collider!
    So proudly exclaimed the insider,
    It's a delicate beast, even upset by yeast,
    Or the tenuous thread of the Spider!
    • CommentAuthorloreman
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2009
    The LHC has a soft centre,
    So please take great care when you enter,
    If you're from the future we'll sure have to shoot yer
    'cause one of your lot went and bent 'er
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2009
    When they finally switch on LHC
    We will find that knowledge is not free
    Billions were poured down
    A hole in the ground
    To find something we can't even see!
    Mr M.R.Flora

    The Forum Limerick Police Service (Guiding and Ordering) is required to inform you that you stand accused of rhyming couture with future. There are further charges of squeezing "physicist" into two syllables and of putting the accent on the last syllable of "knowledge". Please be aware that we know where you live.

    That said, post #10 was pretty good! The FLPS(gao) certainly don't mind making two syllables out of Steorn. Soon that may be all that is left.

    PC, FLPS(gao)