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    • CommentAuthorUtD_Grant
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2010
     
    Posted By: LodewijkI'll tell you a secret: years ago when I spend 3 months with Aureliano and his team I made a very friendly contact with the head of Siemens in Guadalajara, Mexico. Take it from there...


    Ooh, ohh ! My turn ! Pick me !

    I'll tell you a secret: years ago when I spend 3 months in New Orleans, I awoke in an ice-filled bathtub to find one of my kidneys had been harvested by the head of Siemens.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2010
     
    Now we know where the Mysterious Mass comes from that the circuit converts to energy. Don't buy power from Siemens (if they sell it). It's made with UtD-Grant's kidney!
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2010
     
    The head of Seamans told me I had lovely eyes.
    • CommentAuthorjoshs
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2010
     
    Posted By: LodewijkI'll tell you a secret: years ago when I spend 3 months with Aureliano and his team I made a very friendly contact with the head of Siemens in Guadalajara, the city with their plant where they make all their electric motors for Mexico. Take it from there...
    They didn't let you in to use the bathroom. They don't let the public in to use the bathroom. I hope you found a bar or a restaurant that did and did not soil yourself.
    • CommentAuthorjoshs
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2010
     
    Posted By: AngusNow we know where the Mysterious Mass comes from that the circuit converts to energy. Don't buy power from Siemens (if they sell it). It's made with UtD-Grant's kidney!
    I thought Banquet Frozen dinners used kidneys. Now it's Siemens too? I think there could be a big kidney shortage developing. Is there any stock fund where one can invest in kidney futures?
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2010
     
    The head of Seamans said I had sensual lips.
    • CommentAuthorjoshs
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2010
     
    Did they sink BP ships?
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2010
     
    They made his pipes blow.
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      CommentAuthorDuracell
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2010
     
    Posted By: UtD_Grant
    Posted By: LodewijkI'll tell you a secret: years ago when I spend 3 months with Aureliano and his team I made a very friendly contact with the head of Siemens in Guadalajara, Mexico. Take it from there...


    Ooh, ohh ! My turn ! Pick me !

    I'll tell you a secret: years ago when I spend 3 months in New Orleans, I awoke in an ice-filled bathtub to find one of my kidneys had been harvested by the head of Siemens.


    And of course it got worse when you discovered that the only Doctor available to see you was this guy:

    • CommentAuthorLodewijk
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2010
     
    Dr. Mercy could unfortunately not be helped by me, as he is so hooked on those among us who don't know their arse from a hole in the ground. He is very merciful to them though, incisively relieving them of the excrement that is blocking their way out.
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      CommentAuthorDuracell
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2010
     
    Posted By: LodewijkDr. Mercy could unfortunately not be helped by me, as he is so hooked on those among us who don't know their arse from a hole in the ground. He is very merciful to them though, incisively relieving them of the excrement that is blocking their way out.

    That's actually ... not bad! Sarcastic, almost coherent and funny! Ok who has hijacked Don Lode's account? Or has someone else's ego temporarily broke though?
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2010
     
    Don Lode's evil brother Dark Lode.
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2010
     
    Maybe we have corrupted him? I hope so.
    • CommentAuthorloreman
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2010
     
    Sounds almost like Joshs......
    • CommentAuthorjoshs
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2010
     
    Posted By: loremanSounds almost like Joshs......
    Lodewhack is not me. I suspect he's eff, or maybe vibrator.
    • CommentAuthorUtD_Grant
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2010
     
    Hortong self-consuming free-energy device undergoes public testing at Waterways:

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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2018
     
    So what would be wrong with that?

    It's just the introduction of a new mechanism of selection: money.
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2018
     
    I was thinking about our prison population and the inhuman way we deal with people.

    Instead of life imprisonment or putting someone to death, how difficult would it be to wipe a person's accumulated memory, essentially starting them from ground zero?
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    Stop voting complete cunts into office and things might improve
    • CommentAuthorloreman
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2018
     
    Posted By: AsterixI was thinking about our prison population and the inhuman way we deal with people.

    Instead of life imprisonment or putting someone to death, how difficult would it be to wipe a person's accumulated memory, essentially starting them from ground zero?


    May as well shoot them.