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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2020
     
    We will be too, al. Very cross indeed if that were to happen.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2020
     
    So do we.
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      CommentAuthoralsetalokin
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2020 edited
     
    I realize that my chances of dying from, say, a hair dryer dropped into the bathtub are greater than from this stupid biowarfare agent. (It's Nature warring against Humanity, even if the amygdaloids aren't behind it all)

    Still...
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2020
     
    Do you own a hairdryer?
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2020
     
    Obacht! it's a trick question.
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2020
     
    You still have hair?
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2020 edited
     
    Grieving about libtard induced hairspray ozone layer depletion is as hairy as it gets. DJT is the embodiment of male beauty, only surpassed by his lesser female sex-slave daughter; taught her some amazing tricks*.

    Allegedly, of course. IMO Mr. TRUMP, Sir is the absolutiest gatiest president ever.

    *like looking like her brother Eric without making people vomit onto/into their shoes/sleeves at first sight.
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    I still have hair. Teeth, not so much, but hair a-plenty.
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    Posted By: BigOilRepDo you own a hairdryer?


    Not any more! One must take radical steps to protect oneself.
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2020
     
    Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

    -anon
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2020
     
    Posted By: alsetalokin
    Posted By: BigOilRepDo you own a hairdryer?


    Not any more! One must take radical steps to protect oneself.

    Smart thinking...however it would mean that dying from a hairdryer in the bath would be quite unlucky. One thrown by a neighbour during an argument, perhaps? On a very long extension.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2020 edited
     
    My father had almost perfect teeth up to age 89. Of course he didn't have many reasons to simile when the parkinsons said hello.
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    Posted By: BigOilRep
    Posted By: alsetalokin
    Posted By: BigOilRepDo you own a hairdryer?


    Not any more! One must take radical steps to protect oneself.

    Smart thinking...however it would mean that dying from a hairdryer in the bath would be quite unlucky. One thrown by a neighbour during an argument, perhaps? On a very long extension.


    If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all...

    Fortunately my next door neighbors have the decency not to exist. I'm surrounded by abandoned and vacant houses, so there's a decent buffer zone. And I've reinforced the bathroom window.
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    Wow, so maybe you could triple your living area surreptitiously.
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    I have considered it. The two westwardly adjacent houses are both vacant, one being apparently abandoned and needs to be torn down, the other being in good shape but full of the owner's stuff. I'm already keeping their lawns mowed.
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2020
     
    New York City is reportedly planning to remove all of the last remaining public payphones from the city’s streets.
    https://abcnews.go.com/US/york-city-set-remove-iconic-payphones-off-streets/story?id=69318328

    Where will Clark change into Superman?!
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      CommentAuthorterry1094
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2020
     
    Huawei made its own Siri rival called Celia

    https://www.engadget.com/2020-03-26-huawei-voice-assistant-celia.html

    ...you're breaking my heart. You're shakin' my confidence daily.
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    I got up to wash my face
    when I come back to bed someone's taking my place....
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      CommentAuthorterry1094
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2020 edited
     
    Posted By: alsetalokinI got up to wash my face hands
    when I come back to bed someone's taking my place land....


    FIFY
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    huh?