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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    Post something to confirm your enthusiasm for the moletrap.
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      CommentAuthorTrim
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    Like, I think Trim is the greatest.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    And, remember:
    A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
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      CommentAuthorTrim
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    And know that a even a day old robot can have sex with aber0der.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019 edited
     
    You forgot the zeroth law: A robot must protect humanity. All the excepts include it and even the first law has an exception for it.

    I. Asimov: "Foundation and Earth"
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    Of course only after OTA faith assignment.


    Posted By: Trimhave sex with aber0der

    You almost sound like my mother.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    Posted By: AngusYou forgot the zeroth law: A robot must protect humanity. All the excepts include it and even the first law has an exception for it.

    I. Asimov: "Foundation and Earth"


    The few robots I've met didn't give a shit. Mr. Asimov sounds a little naive in that regard.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    To tell you the truth I have private suspicions that some modern robots are built without the entire Asimov legal module.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    UBER

    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/überfahren
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019 edited
     
    Posted By: aber0derUBER

    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/überfahren


    Indeed - why +did+ they call the damn thing "uber".
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019 edited
     
    They probably thought of themselves as Übermenschen and of Taxi drivers as a lesser species. But I don't know.
    Gamification of societal doom.
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    Mötley Crüe - the collective for a plurality of Uber drivers
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    baileyclarke will think poorly of us if we go on like this.
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    Might as well give them a realistic picture. No point sugar coating it.

    At least you aren't doing a Pun Run yet....



    ...though I see one has started elsewhere.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019 edited
     
    "them" - Do you think baileyclarke is a plurality?
    Do we allow twofers on the 'trap?
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    Yes, for those skilled in the art.
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2019
     
    Posted By: Angusbaileyclarke will think poorly of us if we go on like this.


    What BOR said.