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    Posted By: magic momentScientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.


    There's a fucking epidemic in Texas.
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    Don't forget also Louisiana
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    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2015
     
    • CommentAuthorLakes
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2015
     
    KFC DIno-Chicken! :)
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    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2015
     
    ND

    A deepwater fish joins mammals, birds in the warm-blooded club.

    http://newsdaily.com/2015/05/a-deepwater-fish-joins-mammals-birds-in-the-warm-blooded-club/
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    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2015
     
    SD

    Seeing without eyes: Octopus's skin possesses the same cellular mechanism for detecting light as its eyes do.

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/05/150520193953.htm
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    That is why they make wonderful parents.
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    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2015
     
    How come, if they lived a bit longer I might consider uplifting them 2 explore the oceans of the giant planets moons.
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    Posted By: TrimHow come
    Never heard your mama say "I have eyes in the back of my head"?
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      CommentAuthorTrim
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2015
     
    No.
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    Posted By: TrimHow come, ...

    Eight arms make for better hugs!
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      CommentAuthorTrim
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2015
     
    True, as long as the offspring is not eaten.
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    "are not eaten"
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      CommentAuthorTrim
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2015
     
    BBC

    The miracle of the 20-week strawberry season.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32799489
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    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2015
     
    DM

    Meet the family: Scientists create strain of yeast that is part-fungus and part-HUMAN.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3093411/Meet-family-Scientists-create-strain-yeast-fungus-HUMAN.html
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeMay 24th 2015
     
    Posted By: Andrew Palfreyman"are not eaten"


    Quite right. The singular of "offspring" is "offsprung".
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    Sometimes abbreviated to "sprog"
    • CommentAuthorLakes
    • CommentTimeMay 24th 2015
     
    VorSprog durch Technik :D
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    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2015
     
    Posted By: TrimEc

    Shape-shifters.

    http://www.economist.com/news/science-and-technology/21650500-ancient-ancestors-animal-and-plant-cells-have-just-been


    I found that really interesting. It's always nice to get to meet distant relatives.
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    Yeah. Some of my best friends are eukaryotes.

    The ISB sang "I am Loki, wizard of lies"