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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWpv2smbAyU

    I have no idea where "White Settlement" is in Texas but I hope it's far away from me.
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    But they have miracles
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    They have pistol-packing churchgoers

    and a God with a terrible sense of humour.
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      CommentAuthoralsetalokin
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2019 edited
     
    "All right honey, it's time to leave for church. Load up the kids in the DodgeRam, and don't fergit yer li'l .32 yer granny gave you fer Christmas. Never kin tell when you might need to kill some fool sniper up in the choir loft."

    "Sure thing, darlin. Does this hip holster make me look fat?"
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2019 edited
     
    They have volunteer security personnel.
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2019 edited
     
    English children's song sung by supposed adults.

    Wonder why they don't do this one:

    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
    To shine for Him each day;
    In every way try to please Him,
    At home, at school, at play.

    Refrain

    A sunbeam, a sunbeam,
    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam;
    A sunbeam, a sunbeam,
    I’ll be a sunbeam for Him.

    Jesus wants me to be loving,
    And kind to all I see;
    Showing how pleasant and happy
    His little one can be.

    Refrain

    I will ask Jesus to help me
    To keep my heart from sin,
    Ever reflecting His goodness,
    And always shine for Him.

    Refrain

    I’ll be a sunbeam for Jesus;
    I can if I but try;
    Serving Him moment by moment,
    Then live with Him on high.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2019
     
    Fos News is just now praising this ordinary fellow who was able to identify and kill with his own private weapon, a maniacal assassin who had invaded his church.

    Does this mean that anybody in Texas is within six seconds of being rightly or wrongly identified as a manaiacal killer by another citizen, and shot accordingly?

    Or does it mean that Texas will see the light and make it far more difficult for anybody, including manaiacal killers, to get access to guns?

    Never mind...
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    Posted By: AngusDoes this mean that anybody in Texas is within six seconds of being rightly or wrongly identified as a manaiacal killer by another citizen, and shot accordingly?


    Pretty much. We used to joke about this, how it made people be polite to each other and to strangers especially. But nowadays, it's not a joke any more, polite or not.
    • CommentAuthorAsterix
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2019