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    Oh! An American? Really???
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2019 edited
     
    This slithered in via email.

    WTF is a hard rock erection and why do women prefer it? And while I am at it, the guy in the image appears to be pretty limp (or pitifully small) from what one can see of a bulge. He's no client!



    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2019
     
    Posted By: maryyugoWTF is a hard rock erection

    And embarrassing situation at the Hard Rock Cafe?

    Though one might argue that it would be embarrassing to be in that establishment in the first place, the unwanted erection would just be the icing on the cake, as it were.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2019
     
    Somebody's got to build it. Although the neighbours might not approve the permit.
    • CommentAuthorloreman
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2019
     
    Did you watch the crazy video?
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    I did not.
    • CommentAuthorloreman
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2019
     
    Me neither
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2019
     
    Norraye.
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2019 edited
     
    Nopes. Too busy watching a selected few of Trump's jucier crimes being fully documented on live TV. And then watching Republican crooks (they can't be so stupid as to believe the talking point lies that change day to day) defend the felon.
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2019
     
    It always amazes me when people want to give me million of dollars but... they don't even know my name, address, or really anything at all. How dumb do you have to be?

    Attention.

    Good day, Please we need your current home address and telephone number to
    enable us start sending your $2.5MILLION USD to you as we were instructed
    by IMF to be sending you $5000.00 each day till the whole
    amount $2.5MILLION USD,Now we need your

    Full Name.......
    Home Address.....
    Telephone Number.........

    Reply and forward your information to ( westernunionn234@gmail.com )
    Or call with this telephone number +2348107643325
    Thanks
    Regard
    Mr.Barry Cole


    ________________________________________________
    Message sent using Micso France Webmail



    Not surprisingly, country code 234 is Nigeria.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2019
     


    Almost had me fooled.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2019
     
    Wie gemein.
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      CommentAuthoralsetalokin
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2019 edited
     
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    Regards.

    Quick Reply
    To: PayPal <ogoh@knockonwood.jp>


    (Bold in the original)
    Somehow I don't think that's a legit PayPal email address. Oh... by the way... I don't have a PayPal account, never have had and I hope I never will.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2019
     
    Another one. Looks quite different but presumably from the same source. Somebody should explain that "Tax Invoice" is a giveaway.



    No. Better not tell them.
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeJan 11th 2020
     
    This is still one of my favorites:

    Hello!

    I am a hacker who has access to your operating system.
    I also have full access to your account.

    I've been watching you for a few months now.
    The fact is that you were infected with malware through an adult site that you visited.

    If you are not familiar with this, I will explain.
    Trojan Virus gives me full access and control over a computer or other device.
    This means that I can see everything on your screen, turn on the camera and microphone, but you do not know about it.

    I also have access to all your contacts and all your correspondence.

    Why your antivirus did not detect malware?
    Answer: My malware uses the driver, I update its signatures every 4 hours so that your antivirus is silent.

    I made a video showing how you satisfy yourself in the left half of the screen, and in the right half you see the video that you watched.
    With one click of the mouse, I can send this video to all your emails and contacts on social networks.
    I can also post access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use.

    If you want to prevent this,
    transfer the amount of $500 to my bitcoin address (if you do not know how to do this, write to Google: "Buy Bitcoin").

    My bitcoin address (BTC Wallet) is: 1PkwE8b3Exg1Y4VjiomtzwNuaos3YQNu2B

    After receiving the payment, I will delete the video and you will never hear me again.
    I give you 50 hours (more than 2 days) to pay.
    I have a notice reading this letter, and the timer will work when you see this letter.

    Filing a complaint somewhere does not make sense because this email cannot be tracked like my bitcoin address.
    I do not make any mistakes.

    If I find that you have shared this message with someone else, the video will be immediately distributed.

    Best regards!
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeJan 11th 2020 edited
     
    I don't have a PayPal account, never have had and I hope I never will.


    Why is that? They're very convenient for paying without risking giving out credit card information. Virtual credit cards (as per Citibank for example) are also pretty nifty. The card appears as usual to the merchant but can only be used by one merchant and you can put dollar and time limits on it. What a great idea!

    Happy birthday Ang'.
    • CommentAuthorloreman
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2020
     
    I received an email today headed “GONGATULATIONS!” Which said I had won a vast sum of money. I’m thinking of adopting that word.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2020
     
    Germansk 'social democrat' leader Sigmar Gabriel just got a nice job at Deutschebank. Just like his buddy and ex-cancellor Gerhardschröder, who was putin a high and well compensated position at Gazprom. Co-incidence?
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      CommentAuthoralsetalokin
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2020 edited
     
    Different trough, same pigs.


    Or is it the other way round? Either way.... let them oink.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2020
     
    Looks like we have to design a system that is immune to corruption. Inhumane to serve human interests.