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    "unsupportable fetid dingo kidneys"

    Surely said by a moletrapper-without-portfolio......
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeFeb 26th 2013
     
    I think the "fetid dingo kidneys" is a reference to Hitchhikers Guide.. so probably just a fellow geek.

    "Most leading theologians claim that this argument isn't worth a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid from making a fortune with his book Well That About Wraps It Up For God. "

    We should invite him across...
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      CommentAuthorpcstru
    • CommentTimeFeb 26th 2013
     
    Heh, at work I have a Canon iPF8100, it takes 12 cartridges at £220 each, which works out at 9 litres of ink or these days a probably (seemingly) reasonable 29p per ml of ink.
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeFeb 26th 2013 edited
     
    Posted By: tinkerSNIFFEX rides again- as a Hepatitis C detector...

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/feb/25/scientists-divided-device-hepatitis-c


    I think this deserves its own string (done). There is a pseudoscience paper presented at a medical meeting which appears to give it legitimate support. This is shaping up like a possible tragedy. HepC is a serious issue especially in the third world.
    • CommentAuthortinker
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2013 edited
     
    Below is the text of a phishing email - I must say it doesn't look too good without the stolen graphics, which were pretty, but IMHO particularly dangerous. Alerted by the fact that it did not address me by name, and that 'Important' was misspelt 'importante' in the subject line, I looked a little deeper.
    Apparently this particular email has been in circulation for around 9 months. Every page it leads to - except for the all important log-in page - is a genuine Paypal page, which helps the illusion that it is real.
    Suspected of being able to send you a key-logger as well as gathering log-in info, I thought it an example worth posting here.
    There are a number of other errors - apart from the clunky grammar - on close examination of the text. The company registered address shown at the bottom of the page includes a superfluous line 'RCS Luxembourg B 118 349' and Paypal (USA) should read Paypal (Europe). The accent is also missing from the 'a' in S.a.r.l.



    PayPal Service - Update required for your account

    Hello,
    Because of concerns for the security and integrity of your account, we issued this warning message.

    It has been brought to our attention that your account access must be updated as part of our ongoing commitment to protect your account and reduce cases of fraud on our website.

    If you could take 5-10 minutes of your online experience and update your records.

    Once you have updated your account, you will not encounter future problems with the online service.

    The procedure is very simple:
    Click on the link below to open a secure browser window.
    Confirm that you are the account holder and follow the instructions.
    Access Your Account



    Help | Security Center
    Copyright 1999-2012 PayPal. All rights reserved.
    PayPal (USA) S.a r.l. & Cie, S.C.A.
    Company Limited by Shares
    Head office: 5th Floor 22-24 Boulevard Royal L-2449, Luxembourg
    RCS Luxembourg B 118 349

    Email PayPal n° PP10453
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      CommentAuthorDuracell
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2013
     
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2013
     
    This particular phishing gambit is actually very very old but I'm sure it snares in plenty of people. A teen age daughter of a friend of mine got caught and had her identity and credit card stolen with that one or one very similar to it. You'd think young people would know.
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      CommentAuthoralsetalokin
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2013 edited
     
    Know what? "Young People" in USAmerica, and also in CanadAmerica in my experience, are being raised in a culture where "privacy" means it's just the two of you in the toilet while she pees, and all information is fully expected to be shared, and follies bragged about. If a "young American" doesn't have up a couple of Facebook photos of themselves partially clothed and shitfaced drunk, a hundred job resumes floating around, and an easily-hacked password like their own name or something..... and an iPorn that phones home twice an hour and identifies them in a dozen different ways including geolocation.... they just aren't hep. Or groovy, or cool, or bad, or fly, or dope, or whatever the current euphemism for "with it" is.

    Dig?
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2013 edited
     
    Posted By: LakesPower Band with Magic Hologram, a winner for sure! ;)


    Wow! Woot has them for $3 a piece (plus $5 to ship a pair). Guess they aren't selling very well. And Woot's commentary on the item:
    About Power Balance

    We'd really rather not talk about it. Kind of a sore subject.


    http://sellout.woot.com/plus/power-balance-wristbands (link good one day only)

    And these are for sale on April Fool's day.
    • CommentAuthorsonoboy
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2013 edited
     
    Posted By: alsetalokinKnow what? "Young People" in USAmerica, and also in CanadAmerica in my experience, are being raised in a culture where "privacy" means it's just the two of you in the toilet while she pees, and all information is fully expected to be shared, and follies bragged about. If a "young American" doesn't have up a couple of Facebook photos of themselves partially clothed and shitfaced drunk, a hundred job resumes floating around, and an easily-hacked password like their own name or something..... and an iPorn that phones home twice an hour and identifies them in a dozen different ways including geolocation.... they just aren't hep. Or groovy, or cool, or bad, or fly, or dope, or whatever the current euphemism for "with it" is.


    Dig?


    Pretty pathetic eh?
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2013 edited
     
    Posted By: sonoboy
    Posted By: alsetalokinKnow what? "Young People" in USAmerica, and also in CanadAmerica in my experience, are being raised in a culture where "privacy" means it's just the two of you in the toilet while she pees, and all information is fully expected to be shared, and follies bragged about. If a "young American" doesn't have up a couple of Facebook photos of themselves partially clothed and shitfaced drunk, a hundred job resumes floating around, and an easily-hacked password like their own name or something..... and an iPorn that phones home twice an hour and identifies them in a dozen different ways including geolocation.... they just aren't hep. Or groovy, or cool, or bad, or fly, or dope, or whatever the current euphemism for "with it" is.


    Dig?


    Pretty pathetic eh?


    YOLO

    Or maybe not sonoboy. He can just reboot himself.
    • CommentAuthortinker
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2013
     
    Why not give him a call - maybe he could help Sterling out....?

    From Dr.Evans Egobia
    Dear Friend
    It is with trust and confidence that i write to make this urgent business proposal to you.i was assigned by two of my colleague to seek for a foreign partner who will assist us in providing a convenient foreign account in any designated bank abroad for the transfer of us$35,500,000.00 pending on our arrival in your country for utilization and disbursement with the owner of the account.
    this amount results from a deliberate inflation of the value of a contract awarded by our ministry - the federal ministry of agriculture (fma)to an expatriate company.the contract has been executed and payment made to the original contractor,remaining the over-invoiced amount of us$35.5 million,which we want to transfer the funds out thecountry in ourfavour for disbursement among ourselves.the transfer of this money can only be possible with the help of a foreigner who will be presented as the beneficiary of the fund.
    as government officials, we are not allowed to operate foreign accounts,and this is the reason why we decided to contact you. we have agreed that if you/your company can act as the beneficiary of this fund (us$35,500,000.00 million)25% of the total sum will be for you for providing the account while 5% will be set aside for the expenses incurred during the cost of transfer of the fund into your account while 70% will be reserved for us.
    we hereby solict for your assistance in providing a convenient account number in a designated bank abroad where this fund would be transferred.we intend coming over there on the completion of this transfer to secure our own share of the money.
    please note that we have been careful and have made all arrangements towards the success and smooth transfer of the fund to your acccount beforeyou. for security reasons and confidenciality of this transaction, we demand that you should not expose this proposal and the entire transaction to anybody we are putting so much trust in you with the hope that you would not betray us. or sit on this money when it is finally transferred into your account.berest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free. if this proposal is acceptable to you,indicate your interest by sending a email to us including your bank name & address,account number,telephone and faxnumbers.
    note:our former president olusegun aremu obasanjo collaborated with the former chairman of the economic financial crime commission , mallamnuhun ribadu to stop the junior ranks officers from transferring funds out of the country. he sent different publication to many countries in the world as propaganda to discourage all government officials fromtransferring funds into an overseas account to avoid and save guides the countries economy apparently, so that other government officials will not benefits from these( oil windfalls venture) where he has been a culprit alone with his aides.more details about this transaction will be given to you as soon as we receive your positive respond.
    note that the particular nature of your company's business is irrelevant to this transaction. if this transaction interests you, your urgent response will be appreciated.
    yours faithfully,
    Dr.Evans Egobia
    Direct cellphone +234-80-6348-7132
    Email:fedminagricnig1961@gmail.com
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2013
     
    Posted By: tinkerDear Friend
    How touching.
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      CommentAuthoroak
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2013
     
    They keep nearly 25 million while their "friend" gets less than 9? Fuck that.
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      CommentAuthorgenesis
    • CommentTimeApr 24th 2013
     
    today i reiceived this:

    Hello,

    I am asking you to partner with me to execute a business that will benefit both of us. It is about investment of certain amount of funds deposited in a bank.My name is Andrew Martins. I will give you details of the transaction if I receive your response that you are willing and dependable to carry out the transaction with me in absolute confidentiality.I look forward to hearing from you.

    Sincerely yours.

    Andrew Martins.



    -------
    Afmobi
    www.afpushmail.com

    it has been awhile(facepalm)
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2013 edited
     
    And I got this!


    Re: OFFICIAL ATM VISA CARD PAYMENT NOTICE, OPEN THIS ATTACHED FILE FOR DETAILS AND INSTRUCTIONS

    Re: Funds Release Notification



    Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance.

    REED THE ATTACHED MESSAGE FILE AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN TO YOU TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS WITHIN 48 HOURS.

    THANKS


    ROBERT S. MUELLER,
    DIRECTOR: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

    Attachment: OFFICIAL MESSAGE!.docx


    How can anyone doubt the director of the FBI. I will open the file. And I will "reed" it! (I bet Rossi wrote this) Heheheheheh.... if I get the time, on a dummy system to test the virus checker maybe.
    • CommentAuthorLakes
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2013
     
    Did you reeded it yet? lol
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2013
     
    Posted By: LakesDid you reeded it yet? lol
    Nope. Decided to skip that part. I am however contacting the director of the FBI to get my prize.
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      CommentAuthormaryyugo
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2013
     
    Not surprisingly, Trump shows up prominently on the list of accused scammers.
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/08/24/trump-university-fraud-ny/2696367/
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    Trump exudes "sociopath" aka "don't give a shit". If I were marooned with him, and I was the one with the food and water, I would make sure he received neither.