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    Hares Krishnas
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      CommentAuthormagic moment
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2014 edited
     
    @Angus

    Analytic.
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    "Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did."

    Bette Davis
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2014
     
    Bette had need of grammatical counselling, it seems.
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    Pity she did not know you.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2014
     
    I have often thought as much.
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    " When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."

    Bob Monkhouse
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    "Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

    -anon.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2014
     
    Sexist nonsense. We have at least four emotions. You forgot angry and confused.
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    Posted By: Andrew PalfreymanHares Krishnas
    So... the orange ones are hares?
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    "Eh... (chew chew chew) What's up, Doc?"

    --Bugs Bunny
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      CommentAuthorPJH
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2014
     
    "Who is the third one?"

    -Arthur Eddington
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      CommentAuthorGrowler
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2014
     
    "This is the first haiku I ever wrote, 'To convey one's mood in seventeen syllables is very diffic' "

    John Cooper Clarke
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    "Dit Leben is hart, aba ick bin Herta"
    (Herta)
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    "I'm an ordinary guy burning down the house!"
    (Guy Fawkes)

    Series WIN
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    "D'oh!"

    -Homer Simpson
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    "Well, gooooolleeeee."

    Gomer Pyle
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      CommentAuthorpcstru
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2014
     
    There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

    Frank Zappa
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    Not me dad

    every child
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      CommentAuthorskeptical
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2014
     
    "For every problem, there exists a simple and elegant solution which is absolutely wrong."

    - J. Wagoner (U.C.B. Mathematics)