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    Or the St. Bernard with the mini rum barrel under his chin.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2017
     
    Or the Chinese meat market.
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      CommentAuthoroak
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2017
     
    Or the angry attack dog.
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    Someone should invent a toroidal sausage, just the right size to fit in a split beagle. Er, bagel.
    • CommentAuthorLakes
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2017
     
    You'd have to find a way of getting the meat into the toroidal sausage skin.
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      CommentAuthorSwissie
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2017
     
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      CommentAuthorSwissie
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2017
     
    Great, thanks :)
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    Lingering smiles here... Maggie, however, is not impressed.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2017
     
    What about putting the toilet seat down? Damn pooch is only half trained...
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2019
     
    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '

    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.

    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

    But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

    'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'
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    :)
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      CommentAuthormagic moment
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2019 edited
     
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      CommentAuthormagic moment
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2019 edited
     
    Connecticut police 'big dogs' sniff out 420 pounds of marijuana in U-Haul truck

    ref.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2019
     
    caninilingus- bah!
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2019
     
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2019
     
    Posted By: magic momentConnecticut police 'big dogs' sniff out 420 pounds of marijuana in U-Haul truck

    I think I could smell that much weed.
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      CommentAuthoralsetalokin
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2019 edited
     


    Forget red and blue... the USA is turning green.
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      CommentAuthormagic moment
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2019 edited
     
    ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is dead

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/27/politics/isis-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-operation-donald-trump/index.html

    Trump said al-Baghdadi was chased to the end of a dead end tunnel by dogs, bringing three children with him. At the end of the tunnel, he detonated a suicide vest, killing himself and the children with him.

    Yes, but what about the K-9 troops. Are the dogs okay?
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      CommentAuthorgoatcheez
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2019 edited
     
    Fear not, Ms. Moment.
    Trump later reported in his conference that the K-9 unit was injured but survived.