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    Sometimes your kindness causes me to burst into tears of joy.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2019
     
    Sorry.
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    Question for you, lads:
    How does a FSD car, with no people on board at all, charge itself?
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2019
     
    Posted By: Andrew PalfreymanQuestion for you, lads:
    How does a FSD car, with no people on board at all, charge itself?

    Supercharger service persons.
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      CommentAuthorDuracell
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2019
     
    Wow, I didn’t know that female sexual dysfunction cars were a thing ...
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    Posted By: aber0derSupercharger service persons.
    Wrong answer.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2019
     
    Lots of living-wage jobs there.
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    So is painting leaves on bushes.
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2019
     
    Posted By: Andrew Palfreyman
    Posted By: aber0derSupercharger service persons.
    Wrong answer.


    Topless charger-chicks who work for tips?
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      CommentAuthoraber0der
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2019
     
    Robo-Chargers?

    Unicorns?
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    I reckon automation will be somewhere in the correct answer, yeah. But of course if topless chicks wanna hang around that, and of course they would, ...
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    conductive tyres
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    Interesting bushing scheme then
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    conductive axlegrease
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2019
     
    Posted By: Andrew PalfreymanQuestion for you, lads:
    How does a FSD car, with no people on board at all, charge itself?

    It's just one of the 12,456 things that will need sorting before FSD.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2019
     
    You have to give it your credit card.
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      CommentAuthoroak
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2019
     
    No way. Let it get its own credit card.
    • CommentAuthorBigOilRep
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2019
     
    Posted By: oakNo way. Let it get its own credit card.

    It might have to be at that stage before FSD. I mean it will have to be able to deal with the police, so presumably it should be smart enough to get a credit card.
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      CommentAuthorAngus
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2019
     
    I suppose the credit card companies would jump at the chance to extend credit to an autonomous vehicle if it could show a steady income from driving for Uber.
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    You can leave the manual port on the car as is and use a robot arm to remote open that port and plug in. Or you can add an auxiliary port under the car, positioned by the car into the right position over an extra charger port embedded in the ground. Then you have the option of designing the charger to raise a direct connection to the car port (or the car lowering a connector), or perhaps even microwave power beaming. At least there will be no hogging of charger bays due to laziness or forgetfulness or whatever.

    So there's four options for starters.